-Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help. Sincerely, Student.
-❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Depends who’s asking.
-If you are living your life without giving an "f", You are living a li[ ]e
-That risky naked trip from the bathroom to your bedroom...
-When people come over, and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world...
-Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude! Change the topic."
-Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude! Change the topic."
-When a girl is acting like she doesn't care about you anymore, that's when she needs you the most.
-Using the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-People change for 2 reasons: 1) They have learned a lot. 2) They have been hurt too much.
-I hate it when I actually do the homework and the teacher doesn't collect it but then I did not do, the teacher asks for it.
-That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you laugh, so people think that you're lying.
-The awkward moment when you're waiting for a text, but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply.
-That annoying moment when you close the wrong tab.
-That awkward moment when everyone in your class is laughing and you're like "What just happened?"
-"Why are you talking during my lesson?" "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
-That millisecond you think you're going to die when you lean back in your chair a little too far.
-You can't change the past but you can change the future.
-I'M NOT AFRAID, TO TAKE A STAND" "Grandma please, sit back down on your wheel chair."
-I hate having family as Friends on facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. -___-
-Let's face it. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF..
-When I was a kid, my dad convinced me that the Ice-cream truck only played music when it was sold out....Well played Dad, well played.
-Worst feelings: crying yourself to sleep, being ignored, discover the person you love loves someone else,someone falls out of love with you.
